The idea gave us the objective to summon the Moon Priest for help.
Or, even worse, something wrong with you.
Eventually, we got to the first, but it was snatched out of our hands by none other than! Honey Cakes — he likes cakes you like cakes why not.
Knight In Shining Armor — he will rescue you whenever you need it.
The power of the romance — its ability to operate undetected and to beguile its victim into a kind of partnership — lies here, in the gulf between what the victim believes and what is actually happening.
Brown Eyes — if he has brown eyes.